1 00:00:33,198 --> 00:00:35,332 Honey, I'm home. 2 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,306 Come on, you did them last year. 3 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:06,330 OK. You put up the fridges, I'll put up the sign. 4 00:01:06,432 --> 00:01:08,009 - Good deal. - 'Tis the season. 5 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:09,933 - La la la. Here. - Yeah. 6 00:01:10,035 --> 00:01:11,746 - Nice job, kids. - Thanks, Dad. 7 00:01:11,770 --> 00:01:15,105 Oh, Frannie, that wouldn't happen to be 8 00:01:15,207 --> 00:01:18,308 your famous refrigerator mold pie, would it? 9 00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:21,778 Earl, it took me a year to collect enough mold from the meat drawer. 10 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,580 I think you can wait two more days. 11 00:01:23,682 --> 00:01:26,216 Oh! It's got a nice fuzz on it this year, 12 00:01:26,318 --> 00:01:28,251 a good Refrigerator Day omen. 13 00:01:28,353 --> 00:01:31,487 - What's Refrigerator Day? - I already told you. 14 00:01:31,590 --> 00:01:32,989 Oh, was I listening? 15 00:01:33,091 --> 00:01:35,992 Refrigerator Day is when dinosaurs celebrate 16 00:01:36,094 --> 00:01:40,263 the one invention that made modern civilization possible. 17 00:01:40,365 --> 00:01:41,964 Diapers? 18 00:01:42,066 --> 00:01:45,535 No. Although that was an important one too, 19 00:01:45,637 --> 00:01:47,436 especially in summer. 20 00:01:47,538 --> 00:01:50,740 Before refrigerators, dinosaurs couldn't store food. 21 00:01:50,842 --> 00:01:54,377 So they always had to be on the move, looking for things to eat. 22 00:01:54,479 --> 00:01:55,719 Their feet were sore, 23 00:01:55,747 --> 00:01:57,681 their ankles were swollen 24 00:01:57,783 --> 00:01:59,649 and there was constant chafing. 25 00:01:59,751 --> 00:02:02,252 It practically killed romance. 26 00:02:02,354 --> 00:02:06,589 Then one day, a great and wise dinosaur came up with the idea 27 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:08,591 that if you put food in a cold box, 28 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:11,728 it would stay fresh and we could settle down in one place. 29 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:14,208 And it also made it possible to have a midnight snack 30 00:02:14,232 --> 00:02:16,544 without running around the woods in your jammies. 31 00:02:16,568 --> 00:02:18,501 And so now, we honor the refrigerator 32 00:02:18,603 --> 00:02:20,670 by giving it its own special day. 33 00:02:20,772 --> 00:02:23,139 - Ahh. - Now do you understand? 34 00:02:23,241 --> 00:02:24,241 No. 35 00:02:24,342 --> 00:02:26,810 The key thing is we get lots of presents. 36 00:02:26,911 --> 00:02:29,646 Oh, presents! Now I get it. 37 00:02:29,748 --> 00:02:31,225 Did you go crazy again this year? 38 00:02:31,249 --> 00:02:34,183 I certainly did. I spent all our money on presents, 39 00:02:34,285 --> 00:02:36,252 which isn't hard, considering what I bring home. 40 00:02:36,354 --> 00:02:39,456 - Earl! - Don't you worry, my green goddess. 41 00:02:39,558 --> 00:02:43,026 I'll be getting my Fridge Day bonus! 42 00:02:43,128 --> 00:02:46,163 Yeah! 43 00:02:46,264 --> 00:02:48,042 I'm so happy for you. Don't eat me. 44 00:02:48,066 --> 00:02:50,767 The holiday's not supposed to be about spending money. 45 00:02:50,869 --> 00:02:53,770 It's supposed to be about giving thanks for everything we have. 46 00:02:53,872 --> 00:02:55,205 Yeah. 47 00:02:55,307 --> 00:02:57,440 Um, what is it we got? 48 00:02:57,542 --> 00:02:59,275 We've got our family. 49 00:02:59,377 --> 00:03:01,244 Oh, yeah, that. 50 00:03:01,346 --> 00:03:04,914 And we're supposed to fast for two days before the holiday feast 51 00:03:05,016 --> 00:03:08,651 to remind us of the hardships our ancestors faced before cold storage. 52 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:10,620 I've got enough hardships in my life 53 00:03:10,722 --> 00:03:13,790 without suffering the ones that belonged to my dead relatives. 54 00:03:13,892 --> 00:03:15,692 Now give me my breakfast back. 55 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,527 - No. - Fran. 56 00:03:17,629 --> 00:03:20,196 Hey. A couple of days without food 57 00:03:20,298 --> 00:03:21,764 wouldn't kill you, slim. 58 00:03:21,866 --> 00:03:23,299 Right. 59 00:03:30,942 --> 00:03:32,909 Mmm. No lunch today, pally-boy? 60 00:03:33,011 --> 00:03:36,512 Huh? No, my wife thinks I should be more spiritually aware. 61 00:03:36,614 --> 00:03:38,393 And my breakfast took her side. 62 00:03:38,417 --> 00:03:39,516 Tough break. 63 00:03:39,618 --> 00:03:41,584 So, how come you aren't fasting? 64 00:03:41,686 --> 00:03:44,721 I only fast between meals. 65 00:03:44,823 --> 00:03:46,222 Ah, reformed. 66 00:03:46,324 --> 00:03:50,326 So, mind if I have some or all of what you're eating? 67 00:03:50,428 --> 00:03:51,595 Grrr! 68 00:03:51,697 --> 00:03:54,798 Sorry, pally-boy, I don't want to cross Fran. 69 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:59,002 Experts agree, getting on the wrong side of your best friend's wife 70 00:03:59,104 --> 00:04:01,271 can be quite injurious to the relationship. 71 00:04:01,373 --> 00:04:02,683 - Eh. - Yeah. 72 00:04:02,707 --> 00:04:04,974 It's a good way to get arteries ripped out of your head. 73 00:04:05,076 --> 00:04:06,942 Sinclair, get in here now! 74 00:04:07,044 --> 00:04:09,613 - Run for the hills! - Not to worry, Roy. 75 00:04:09,715 --> 00:04:11,715 This time of year, when the boss beckons, 76 00:04:11,817 --> 00:04:14,128 - it's not something to be feared. - - Oh? 77 00:04:14,152 --> 00:04:18,588 This time of year, it's round about bonus time. 78 00:04:21,326 --> 00:04:22,525 Hi. 79 00:04:22,627 --> 00:04:26,295 Ah, come in, Earl. Always a pleasure to see you. 80 00:04:26,397 --> 00:04:28,331 Earl, not Sinclair. 81 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:30,333 Earl, he called me Earl. 82 00:04:30,435 --> 00:04:32,569 "Ah, come in, Earl." 83 00:04:32,671 --> 00:04:35,872 Oh, gee, I never noticed the fireplace before. 84 00:04:35,974 --> 00:04:38,308 I just put it in so my employees could have a place 85 00:04:38,410 --> 00:04:40,710 to keep warm and feel loved. 86 00:04:40,812 --> 00:04:42,245 Aw. 87 00:04:42,347 --> 00:04:44,080 Hot toddy? 88 00:04:44,182 --> 00:04:46,649 Oh, thank you. 89 00:04:46,752 --> 00:04:47,650 Ha-ha. 90 00:04:47,753 --> 00:04:49,586 Ooh! 91 00:04:49,688 --> 00:04:51,387 Toddy. 92 00:04:51,489 --> 00:04:52,922 Hey, I love that word. 93 00:04:53,025 --> 00:04:54,758 "Toddy." 94 00:04:54,860 --> 00:04:57,627 Toddy, toddy, toddy, toddy, toddy. 95 00:04:57,729 --> 00:04:59,195 Say it with me. Toddy. 96 00:04:59,297 --> 00:05:01,997 - Toddy, toddy! - Toddy, toddy! 97 00:05:02,099 --> 00:05:05,968 I never realized you could be so much fun. 98 00:05:06,070 --> 00:05:09,105 Now, let's get to the matter at hand, son. 99 00:05:09,207 --> 00:05:11,107 I've got three envelopes here 100 00:05:11,209 --> 00:05:13,409 with Refrigerator Day bonuses. 101 00:05:13,511 --> 00:05:16,045 - Guess which one's yours. - Duh... 102 00:05:16,147 --> 00:05:18,481 They all are! 103 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:21,951 I want you to have them because... 104 00:05:22,053 --> 00:05:25,655 Well... because I love you. 105 00:05:26,558 --> 00:05:28,758 Oh, and I you, sir. 106 00:05:28,860 --> 00:05:32,262 Now, come over here and give us a big Fridge Day hug. 107 00:05:32,364 --> 00:05:34,464 Ahh! 108 00:05:34,566 --> 00:05:35,698 Sinclair! 109 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,040 Whoa! 110 00:05:37,135 --> 00:05:40,503 Oh, I just had the most wonderful dream. 111 00:05:40,605 --> 00:05:41,871 Get in here! 112 00:05:41,973 --> 00:05:43,773 Oh! Oh, coming. 113 00:05:43,875 --> 00:05:47,276 Hi. 114 00:05:47,379 --> 00:05:48,944 Hello, my captain. 115 00:05:49,047 --> 00:05:50,846 Gee, it's unusually cold in here. 116 00:05:50,948 --> 00:05:52,960 Perhaps another piece of coal on the fire? 117 00:05:52,984 --> 00:05:56,819 Fire? Do you see a fire in here, you big lumbering bag of pus? 118 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:59,122 Duh. Uh... 119 00:06:00,258 --> 00:06:01,858 Happy Refrigerator Day? 120 00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:03,392 These are for you. 121 00:06:03,494 --> 00:06:05,629 Oh, pencils. 122 00:06:05,731 --> 00:06:06,997 Well, thank you, sir. 123 00:06:07,099 --> 00:06:09,733 What a generous prelude to whatever comes next. 124 00:06:09,835 --> 00:06:13,369 I'm not giving 'em to you, pinhead! I want you to sharpen 'em! 125 00:06:13,471 --> 00:06:15,705 And do it somewhere where I don't have to look at you! 126 00:06:15,807 --> 00:06:19,075 Uh, sir? Sir, uh, speaking of bonus checks, 127 00:06:19,177 --> 00:06:20,955 which we weren't, but I'd like to 128 00:06:20,979 --> 00:06:23,746 if I could find a smooth way of bringing it up, which I can't... 129 00:06:23,848 --> 00:06:26,482 I was just wondering when we might be expecting to get them? 130 00:06:26,584 --> 00:06:30,286 Huh? You...? 131 00:06:30,388 --> 00:06:32,133 Something amuses you, my captain? 132 00:06:32,157 --> 00:06:33,690 Something horrible, no doubt? 133 00:06:33,792 --> 00:06:35,391 A bonus? Bonus? 134 00:06:35,493 --> 00:06:39,628 Gee, I love that word. Say it with me, sir. "Bonus." 135 00:06:39,730 --> 00:06:40,864 Uhhh. 136 00:06:40,966 --> 00:06:42,264 Bonus, bonus, bonus. 137 00:06:42,366 --> 00:06:44,534 No bonus this year! 138 00:06:44,636 --> 00:06:46,476 - Yes, there is. - No, there isn't. 139 00:06:46,505 --> 00:06:48,438 - Oh, yes, there is. - No, there isn't! 140 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:50,317 Oh, yes, there is. There has to be. 141 00:06:50,341 --> 00:06:52,241 I need that money. I'm counting on it. 142 00:06:52,343 --> 00:06:55,845 Exactly! And that's why you're not getting it. 143 00:06:55,947 --> 00:06:59,949 - What? - When you expect it, it's not a bonus. It's just pay. 144 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:04,054 So, since you're expecting it, I ain't gonna give it to you. 145 00:07:04,156 --> 00:07:06,255 I'm not expecting it now. 146 00:07:06,357 --> 00:07:08,257 Good. Then you won't be disappointed. 147 00:07:08,359 --> 00:07:09,692 Now get out of here! 148 00:07:09,794 --> 00:07:11,393 Oh! 149 00:07:11,496 --> 00:07:15,097 Hey! Don't tell any of those other deadbeats there's no bonus. 150 00:07:15,199 --> 00:07:16,299 I want to tell 'em. 151 00:07:16,401 --> 00:07:21,604 It's my own little... holiday treat. 152 00:07:27,712 --> 00:07:29,779 This Refrigerator Day, 153 00:07:29,881 --> 00:07:32,348 what better way to celebrate the special occasion 154 00:07:32,450 --> 00:07:36,419 than by giving the gift that will keep shining long after the day's over, 155 00:07:36,521 --> 00:07:38,221 the gift of paint. 156 00:07:38,323 --> 00:07:39,767 ♪ We wish you a merry Fridge Day ♪ 157 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:41,691 ♪ We wish you a merry Fridge Day ♪ 158 00:07:41,793 --> 00:07:43,437 ♪ We wish you a merry Fridge Day ♪ 159 00:07:43,461 --> 00:07:46,195 ♪ So come in and buy paint ♪ 160 00:07:46,297 --> 00:07:48,476 - Paint. - Using Refrigerator Day to sell paint 161 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,478 cheapens the holiday, don't you think? 162 00:07:50,502 --> 00:07:51,734 Oh, who's to say? 163 00:07:51,836 --> 00:07:54,404 That's one of those big, confusing moral issues. 164 00:07:54,506 --> 00:07:56,426 We believe that when a dinosaur knows 165 00:07:56,474 --> 00:07:58,118 what's best for his family, 166 00:07:58,142 --> 00:08:00,075 other dinosaurs shouldn't interfere. 167 00:08:00,178 --> 00:08:01,989 And we believe that when a company knows 168 00:08:02,013 --> 00:08:03,524 what's best for its community, 169 00:08:03,548 --> 00:08:05,381 that community shouldn't interfere 170 00:08:05,483 --> 00:08:07,817 with wasteful and demeaning regulations. 171 00:08:07,919 --> 00:08:10,486 Something to think about as we celebrate freedom 172 00:08:10,588 --> 00:08:12,121 on this Refrigerator Day. 173 00:08:12,223 --> 00:08:15,491 From your friends at the Wesayso Corporation. 174 00:08:15,593 --> 00:08:17,026 Wesayso: 175 00:08:17,128 --> 00:08:20,263 We'll do what's right if you leave us alone. 176 00:08:20,365 --> 00:08:21,845 - Oh, ready? - Yeah. 177 00:08:21,932 --> 00:08:23,866 Hi, kids. 178 00:08:23,968 --> 00:08:25,167 Where's your mother? 179 00:08:25,269 --> 00:08:26,636 She's in the kitchen. 180 00:08:28,006 --> 00:08:30,440 - Fran, come out here. - Be right there. 181 00:08:30,542 --> 00:08:34,577 I have a piece of bad news I want you all to share. 182 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:36,246 What is it, Earl? 183 00:08:36,348 --> 00:08:38,547 - I drew the refrigerator. - That's great. 184 00:08:38,650 --> 00:08:40,683 Then I drew on the refrigerator. 185 00:08:40,785 --> 00:08:42,285 That's not as great. 186 00:08:42,387 --> 00:08:44,654 And the wall, and the floor, and... 187 00:08:44,756 --> 00:08:46,289 Let me get in my bad news. 188 00:08:47,992 --> 00:08:50,993 - Cut it out! - OK. 189 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:53,329 Family, we have a little problem 190 00:08:53,431 --> 00:08:55,864 that could affect all our lives in a negative way. 191 00:08:55,967 --> 00:08:58,768 I'm not getting a Fridge Day bonus, and we're broke. 192 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:01,170 You bought our presents? 193 00:09:01,272 --> 00:09:02,304 Right. 194 00:09:02,406 --> 00:09:03,973 So where's the problem? 195 00:09:04,075 --> 00:09:06,009 The problem is we have bills to pay. 196 00:09:06,111 --> 00:09:07,710 Now what are we gonna do? 197 00:09:07,812 --> 00:09:10,513 Well, he bought the presents. I still don't see a problem. 198 00:09:10,615 --> 00:09:13,682 Hey, hey, we'll pull through. The bills can wait. 199 00:09:13,784 --> 00:09:16,118 This is a special time of year. 200 00:09:16,221 --> 00:09:18,687 Everyone's got the spirit of generosity 201 00:09:18,789 --> 00:09:23,692 and just a little more understanding about getting paid late. 202 00:09:25,263 --> 00:09:27,296 Repossessed? 203 00:09:27,398 --> 00:09:31,067 Hey, pal, you're a half a day late on your payments. 204 00:09:31,169 --> 00:09:32,702 On time we could overlook. 205 00:09:32,804 --> 00:09:35,204 But half a day... it's out of here. 206 00:09:35,306 --> 00:09:37,206 But-but not the fridge. 207 00:09:37,308 --> 00:09:38,886 Please don't take the fridge. 208 00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:40,154 Refrigerator Day is coming, 209 00:09:40,178 --> 00:09:42,645 and we have children. Tell him, kids. 210 00:09:42,747 --> 00:09:44,258 Come on, it's Fridge Day. 211 00:09:44,282 --> 00:09:45,859 - Don't take the fridge! - Please. 212 00:09:45,883 --> 00:09:48,151 Could you get this one off my leg. 213 00:09:48,252 --> 00:09:50,520 Got your shoe wet. 214 00:09:51,756 --> 00:09:53,033 Ooh. 215 00:09:53,057 --> 00:09:54,390 I know we missed a payment, 216 00:09:54,492 --> 00:09:56,893 but my husband didn't get his Fridge Day bonus. 217 00:09:56,995 --> 00:10:00,496 Yeah. couldn't you take another appliance instead? 218 00:10:00,598 --> 00:10:02,498 Sorry. The boss likes to take the one 219 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,466 that puts you under the most pressure. 220 00:10:04,568 --> 00:10:06,468 This time of year, of course, it's the fridge. 221 00:10:06,570 --> 00:10:09,939 Oh, what a brilliant and evil dinosaur he must be! 222 00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:12,041 Yeah, but he gave us a huge Fridge Day bonus. 223 00:10:12,143 --> 00:10:13,877 - Oh, great. - Watch your feet. 224 00:10:13,978 --> 00:10:16,345 Come on! Oh, wait! 225 00:10:16,447 --> 00:10:17,813 Bye, fridge. 226 00:10:17,915 --> 00:10:21,551 Oh, this is terrible. I failed my family. 227 00:10:21,653 --> 00:10:23,519 I'm nothing. I'm dirt. 228 00:10:23,621 --> 00:10:24,898 You're not dirt, Dad. 229 00:10:24,922 --> 00:10:27,089 No, you're right. I'm beneath dirt. 230 00:10:27,192 --> 00:10:31,460 I look up to dirt. I wish I was dirt. Dirt laughs at me. 231 00:10:31,563 --> 00:10:34,630 - Earl, it'll be OK. - No, it won't, Fran. 232 00:10:34,732 --> 00:10:39,569 This is gonna be the worst Refrigerator Day ever. 233 00:10:57,088 --> 00:11:00,689 No! Ooh! 234 00:11:06,564 --> 00:11:08,476 Does Dad seem a little depressed to you? 235 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,700 He's working it out, dear. He'll be fine. 236 00:11:10,802 --> 00:11:13,435 ♪ We wish you a happy Fridge Day ♪ 237 00:11:13,538 --> 00:11:17,674 ♪ So come in and buy paint ♪ 238 00:11:17,776 --> 00:11:19,675 Oh, fridgie, 239 00:11:19,777 --> 00:11:22,511 I wonder what you're doing right now. 240 00:11:25,115 --> 00:11:27,083 We have to do something. 241 00:11:27,185 --> 00:11:28,629 We could get the fridge back. 242 00:11:28,653 --> 00:11:31,454 Oh, right, Rob, let's just go down to the store and swipe it. 243 00:11:31,556 --> 00:11:33,322 I'll take my extra large purse. 244 00:11:33,424 --> 00:11:34,757 Wait a minute. 245 00:11:34,859 --> 00:11:37,961 What if we tried to return the presents your father got for us 246 00:11:38,063 --> 00:11:41,430 and use the money to buy back our old refrigerator? 247 00:11:41,532 --> 00:11:42,898 Whoa! 248 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,767 Refrigerator Day without presents 249 00:11:44,869 --> 00:11:47,069 is like two things that go together, 250 00:11:47,171 --> 00:11:48,570 only one of them isn't there, 251 00:11:48,672 --> 00:11:51,608 so the other one doesn't have the other thing to go with it. 252 00:11:52,743 --> 00:11:54,983 Who says you're not deep? 253 00:11:55,013 --> 00:11:57,280 I don't wanna give up the presents. 254 00:11:57,382 --> 00:11:59,081 Besides, whoever heard of a store 255 00:11:59,183 --> 00:12:00,950 giving dinosaurs back their money? 256 00:12:01,052 --> 00:12:05,053 I know it's a strange concept, but we have to try. 257 00:12:05,156 --> 00:12:07,356 This holiday is too important to your father 258 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:09,292 and he's beginning to lose faith. 259 00:12:09,394 --> 00:12:11,961 ♪ On the second day of Fridge Day ♪ 260 00:12:12,063 --> 00:12:14,696 ♪ My true love gave to me ♪ 261 00:12:14,799 --> 00:12:16,432 ♪ Two ice trays ♪ 262 00:12:16,534 --> 00:12:20,837 ♪ And a plastic insert to hold the eggs in ♪ 263 00:12:23,241 --> 00:12:26,042 Oh! Who am I kidding? 264 00:12:26,144 --> 00:12:29,012 The fridge is gone, and we're starving. 265 00:12:29,113 --> 00:12:32,748 Earl, we're not starving. We're fasting. 266 00:12:32,850 --> 00:12:35,985 No, fasting is when there is food right in front of you, 267 00:12:36,087 --> 00:12:37,754 but you don't eat it. 268 00:12:37,856 --> 00:12:41,991 There's no food. This is starving! 269 00:12:44,095 --> 00:12:45,895 - I'll get the presents. - Yeah. 270 00:12:45,997 --> 00:12:48,330 Attention, Kave Mart shoppers. 271 00:12:48,432 --> 00:12:51,600 Looking for that last-minute surprise Fridge Day gift? 272 00:12:51,702 --> 00:12:54,003 It can be found on Level Three 273 00:12:54,105 --> 00:12:56,739 in our last-minute surprise section. 274 00:12:56,841 --> 00:13:01,077 Thank you very much, and happy shopping. 275 00:13:01,179 --> 00:13:04,180 Excuse me, this is a little unusual, 276 00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:07,950 but we want to return these items my husband purchased. 277 00:13:08,052 --> 00:13:10,787 Return them? Gee, no one's ever done that before. 278 00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:13,134 But I'm sure the store will appreciate it. 279 00:13:13,158 --> 00:13:15,569 Thanks. Have a nice day. Just put 'em anywhere. 280 00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:18,794 No no, no, we want to give you these things, 281 00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:20,930 and have you give us our money back. 282 00:13:21,999 --> 00:13:24,199 That makes no sense whatsoever. 283 00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:25,768 It's a concept. 284 00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:28,504 But we have tons of this junk. 285 00:13:28,606 --> 00:13:30,639 Why would we want to buy more from you? 286 00:13:30,741 --> 00:13:31,907 I tried to tell them. 287 00:13:32,009 --> 00:13:36,011 Hmm. Hey, Hank, see if you can follow this. 288 00:13:36,114 --> 00:13:38,214 We sold this stuff to these guys 289 00:13:38,316 --> 00:13:40,060 and now they want to sell it back. 290 00:13:40,084 --> 00:13:42,051 - At a profit? - I don't think so. 291 00:13:42,153 --> 00:13:45,188 Were you planning on making a profit in this scheme of yours? 292 00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:47,723 - Of course not. - If you're selling something, 293 00:13:47,825 --> 00:13:50,059 you should make a profit. That's common sense. 294 00:13:50,161 --> 00:13:51,693 We're not selling anything. 295 00:13:51,796 --> 00:13:53,607 Oh, so now you've changed your tune. 296 00:13:53,631 --> 00:13:55,742 This whole thing was just a clever ruse 297 00:13:55,766 --> 00:13:58,200 to embarrass me in front of Hank, wasn't it? 298 00:13:58,302 --> 00:14:00,603 No! Uh... OK. 299 00:14:00,705 --> 00:14:03,706 Yes, we are selling this stuff. There. 300 00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:06,753 Now, would you like to buy it 301 00:14:06,777 --> 00:14:09,645 for exactly the same amount we paid for it? 302 00:14:09,747 --> 00:14:11,080 Got it. 303 00:14:11,182 --> 00:14:13,249 Ma'am, we are a store. 304 00:14:13,351 --> 00:14:15,251 - You are a customer. - Mm-hm. 305 00:14:15,353 --> 00:14:16,718 If we bought things from you, 306 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:19,088 then we'd be the customer and you'd be the store. 307 00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:20,589 Do you want to be a store? 308 00:14:20,691 --> 00:14:22,635 It's a lot of responsibility. 309 00:14:22,659 --> 00:14:25,895 I wanna be a store! Well, he asked. 310 00:14:25,997 --> 00:14:27,562 We don't want to be a store. 311 00:14:27,665 --> 00:14:30,499 Look, the only way this makes sense to me 312 00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:32,947 is if you'd willing to sell us that stuff 313 00:14:32,971 --> 00:14:36,172 for less than what we paid for it in the first place. 314 00:14:36,274 --> 00:14:38,374 All right, fine. Whatever. 315 00:14:38,476 --> 00:14:39,887 - Mom, that's crazy. - Yeah. 316 00:14:39,911 --> 00:14:41,577 Robbie, we need the money. 317 00:14:41,679 --> 00:14:44,447 But less than wholesale? That's like nothing. 318 00:14:44,549 --> 00:14:47,049 What kind of fridge could we buy for that? 319 00:14:48,453 --> 00:14:50,353 Nice cooler. 320 00:14:50,455 --> 00:14:51,787 Styrofoam? 321 00:14:51,889 --> 00:14:53,856 It was all we could afford. 322 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:56,926 If nothing else, we learned a valuable lesson about markup. 323 00:14:57,028 --> 00:14:59,462 - Happy Fridge Day, everybody. - Yeah, Dad. 324 00:14:59,564 --> 00:15:01,864 I went to get your presents to salvage the holiday, 325 00:15:01,966 --> 00:15:03,846 but it seems like they've been stolen, 326 00:15:03,934 --> 00:15:06,802 so I'm going to the garage to hang myself. 327 00:15:06,904 --> 00:15:09,571 Earl, we took those presents. 328 00:15:09,674 --> 00:15:12,808 We returned them to get money to buy back our refrigerator. 329 00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:15,477 You did? You did that for me? 330 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:18,614 Oh, Frannie, I'm so happy. Where is it? 331 00:15:18,716 --> 00:15:19,996 Right over here. 332 00:15:20,084 --> 00:15:22,717 It's all we could afford. 333 00:15:22,820 --> 00:15:27,223 Oh! What an emotional roller coaster. 334 00:15:27,325 --> 00:15:30,425 Move! I'm trying to draw the new refrigerator. 335 00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:34,297 Oh, I'm so sorry I ruined your first Refrigerator Day. 336 00:15:34,399 --> 00:15:35,798 Go ahead, junior, 337 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:39,669 bang my head real hard with this pot. 338 00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:41,470 That's getting old. 339 00:15:41,572 --> 00:15:43,772 Oh, look at how low I've sunk. 340 00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:47,309 My own child refuses to hit me. 341 00:15:47,411 --> 00:15:49,078 - Earl. - Huh? 342 00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:51,147 Oof! 343 00:15:51,249 --> 00:15:54,283 I'll always be there for you, fat boy. 344 00:15:54,385 --> 00:15:55,896 Now, listen, all of you. 345 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,365 Our ancestors didn't have refrigerators. 346 00:15:58,389 --> 00:16:00,233 That's what this whole day is about. 347 00:16:00,257 --> 00:16:02,324 We remember what they didn't have 348 00:16:02,427 --> 00:16:04,760 so we can appreciate what we do have, 349 00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:08,631 a lovely family, a beautiful home, 350 00:16:08,732 --> 00:16:11,267 all our hopes for the future. 351 00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:14,003 If you think about it my way, we're blessed. 352 00:16:14,105 --> 00:16:17,139 If you think about my way, you'd hang yourself. 353 00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:18,774 Oh, Dad. 354 00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:20,843 I want us to do the pageant. 355 00:16:20,945 --> 00:16:22,979 At the risk of sounding immature, 356 00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:25,214 I don't want to! 357 00:16:25,316 --> 00:16:27,916 Earl, we do the Fridge Day pageant every year. 358 00:16:28,018 --> 00:16:30,786 If you don't want to, we'll do it without you. 359 00:16:30,888 --> 00:16:32,921 - Excuse me. - Bye. 360 00:16:33,023 --> 00:16:34,356 Hey! 361 00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:38,894 "A long, long time ago, life was miserable. 362 00:16:38,996 --> 00:16:44,233 Nothing was important except finding food." 363 00:16:44,335 --> 00:16:46,435 I am famished, but lo, 364 00:16:46,537 --> 00:16:48,837 there's not a morsel left to eat. 365 00:16:48,939 --> 00:16:51,418 The beast of hunger stirs within me too. 366 00:16:51,442 --> 00:16:53,508 "Be still, beast," I cry, 367 00:16:53,611 --> 00:16:55,577 but alas, it will not. 368 00:16:55,679 --> 00:16:58,247 There is no more food in this place. 369 00:16:58,349 --> 00:17:00,750 It is time to move on, my children. 370 00:17:00,852 --> 00:17:02,918 - Yes. - To explore new lands, 371 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:06,656 to seek out new meats and vegetables. 372 00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:12,861 "And so their relentless search for food continued on." 373 00:17:12,963 --> 00:17:13,963 Now. 374 00:17:21,939 --> 00:17:25,674 - Earl, it's your line. - I don't want to. 375 00:17:25,776 --> 00:17:27,175 This is a family tradition 376 00:17:27,277 --> 00:17:29,345 and without you, we're not a family. 377 00:17:30,481 --> 00:17:32,748 Oh, all right. 378 00:17:37,755 --> 00:17:39,422 There. 379 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,159 If only there was a way to store food, 380 00:17:43,261 --> 00:17:45,361 this constant searching would be over. 381 00:17:48,065 --> 00:17:51,099 "Then one day, the father of the family, 382 00:17:51,201 --> 00:17:54,903 who was a great and wise dinosaur, 383 00:17:55,005 --> 00:17:57,105 heard a voice." 384 00:17:57,207 --> 00:17:58,440 Earl! 385 00:17:58,542 --> 00:17:59,575 Huh? Oh! 386 00:17:59,677 --> 00:18:01,844 Hark, I hear a voice, 387 00:18:01,946 --> 00:18:04,646 yet with my eyes I see not its source. 388 00:18:04,748 --> 00:18:07,149 A voice? Without a face? 389 00:18:07,251 --> 00:18:08,950 Surely it cannot be. 390 00:18:09,052 --> 00:18:11,486 "But the voice would not stop. 391 00:18:11,589 --> 00:18:15,891 It said, 'Build a box that is cold inside. 392 00:18:15,993 --> 00:18:19,361 Build a box that is cold inside. 393 00:18:19,463 --> 00:18:21,730 Build a box that is cold inside...'" 394 00:18:21,832 --> 00:18:24,400 Aah! The voice, it will not leave me. 395 00:18:24,502 --> 00:18:26,802 We have to stop. 396 00:18:26,904 --> 00:18:28,971 I must build a box. 397 00:18:29,073 --> 00:18:32,607 Why? Must my father ship something? 398 00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:35,077 "And so they stopped migrating, 399 00:18:35,179 --> 00:18:37,179 and work on the box began. 400 00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:41,117 The great one's family fretted greatly, 401 00:18:41,219 --> 00:18:43,552 but they stood by him 402 00:18:43,654 --> 00:18:46,288 until one day..." 403 00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:48,991 It is done. 404 00:18:49,093 --> 00:18:50,359 Ahh! 405 00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:54,629 It is a fine box, Father. A good and mighty box. 406 00:18:54,731 --> 00:18:56,698 A hearty and just box. 407 00:18:56,800 --> 00:19:00,002 But nay, it is not cold inside. 408 00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:03,072 Oh! We could throw it in the lake. 409 00:19:03,174 --> 00:19:04,706 That would make it cold. 410 00:19:04,808 --> 00:19:07,676 Oh, you are wise beyond your years, my son. 411 00:19:07,778 --> 00:19:09,378 Quickly, into the lake. 412 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:12,081 "And the greatest invention of our time 413 00:19:12,183 --> 00:19:15,017 was about to be tossed into a lake. 414 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:16,585 But luckily..." 415 00:19:16,687 --> 00:19:19,054 Father, behold. 416 00:19:19,156 --> 00:19:20,967 What is this pronged thing? 417 00:19:20,991 --> 00:19:22,491 Hark. It is a plug. 418 00:19:22,593 --> 00:19:24,237 What doth one do with it? 419 00:19:24,261 --> 00:19:27,262 - Lo, plug it in. - Ah! 420 00:19:27,364 --> 00:19:28,664 "And so it was. 421 00:19:28,766 --> 00:19:31,200 And the refrigerator became cold 422 00:19:31,302 --> 00:19:34,203 and migrating was finished forever. 423 00:19:34,305 --> 00:19:36,772 Dinosaurs could now store food 424 00:19:36,874 --> 00:19:39,108 and stay in one place. 425 00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:41,176 And they were happy. 426 00:19:41,279 --> 00:19:43,779 And so they sang." 427 00:19:43,881 --> 00:19:46,649 ♪ Oh, come all ye dinosaurs ♪ 428 00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:49,417 ♪ Store stuff in this box ♪ 429 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:55,190 ♪ Food will keep cold and last a long, long time ♪ 430 00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:58,326 ♪ Come and end spoilage ♪ 431 00:19:58,428 --> 00:20:00,729 ♪ Build a home 'cause now you can ♪ 432 00:20:00,831 --> 00:20:03,532 ♪ Your wandering days are over ♪ 433 00:20:03,634 --> 00:20:06,535 ♪ Your wandering days are over ♪ 434 00:20:06,637 --> 00:20:11,573 ♪ Just plug this box into the wall ♪ 435 00:20:11,675 --> 00:20:15,711 ♪ And you can eat whenever you feel like it ♪ 436 00:20:15,813 --> 00:20:18,981 God bless us, everyone. 437 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,363 Doh! 438 00:20:20,851 --> 00:20:22,017 Oh! 439 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:26,755 Happy Fridge Day, Earl. 440 00:20:28,025 --> 00:20:29,670 I'll get it. No no, I'll get it. 441 00:20:29,694 --> 00:20:32,194 Fran, I love this pageant. 442 00:20:32,296 --> 00:20:35,297 Who need presents? Who needs anything? 443 00:20:35,399 --> 00:20:37,444 I may not have a refrigerator, 444 00:20:37,468 --> 00:20:39,546 but I'm the luckiest guy in town. 445 00:20:39,570 --> 00:20:42,203 It's like a miracle. 446 00:20:42,305 --> 00:20:44,072 Whoa! 447 00:20:44,174 --> 00:20:45,875 Do my eyes deceive me? 448 00:20:45,977 --> 00:20:47,543 Not unless you see something 449 00:20:47,645 --> 00:20:50,446 other than the trim figure of a guy pushing your refrigerator. 450 00:20:50,548 --> 00:20:53,481 - That is what I see. - Then we're in sync. 451 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,016 We're giving it back to you. 452 00:20:56,453 --> 00:20:59,087 B-b-but why? Not that I mind. 453 00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:01,790 I told my boss your wife's idea about returning stuff, 454 00:21:01,892 --> 00:21:03,825 and he liked it. 455 00:21:03,927 --> 00:21:06,261 He thinks a return policy could give us the edge 456 00:21:06,364 --> 00:21:07,975 we need to crush our competition, 457 00:21:07,999 --> 00:21:09,919 become a monopoly and serve you better. 458 00:21:10,001 --> 00:21:12,267 This is our way of saying thanks for the idea. 459 00:21:12,369 --> 00:21:15,470 Happy Fridge Day! 460 00:21:15,572 --> 00:21:18,607 Enjoy! Enjoy! 461 00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:21,076 Oh, and here. I hope you don't think we're out of line, 462 00:21:21,178 --> 00:21:22,945 but my boss called in a few favors 463 00:21:23,047 --> 00:21:25,714 and we got you your Fridge Day bonus! 464 00:21:25,816 --> 00:21:29,884 Bonus? Bonus, bonus, bonus! 465 00:21:29,986 --> 00:21:32,121 We also have ice cream for the kids. 466 00:21:32,222 --> 00:21:33,455 Great! 467 00:21:33,557 --> 00:21:35,257 And to add to the holiday cheer, 468 00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:38,527 we took the liberty of installing a few snow machines on your roof. 469 00:21:38,629 --> 00:21:39,661 What? 470 00:21:39,763 --> 00:21:41,730 It's snowing! 471 00:21:41,832 --> 00:21:45,067 This is the way I always dreamed Fridge Day would be! 472 00:21:45,169 --> 00:21:48,069 Now if we could just get a signature on this release form 473 00:21:48,171 --> 00:21:50,238 signing away all rights, interest and claims 474 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:51,907 to the return policy concept... 475 00:21:52,009 --> 00:21:53,289 Hey, you got it. 476 00:21:53,343 --> 00:21:56,378 So, had yourself a little pageant, huh? 477 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,146 A little pageant? 478 00:21:58,249 --> 00:22:01,584 We just had ourselves the most wonderful pageant imaginable. 479 00:22:01,686 --> 00:22:03,018 It had significance. 480 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,864 It had sincere family value. 481 00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:07,067 It had a spirituality that made me realize 482 00:22:07,091 --> 00:22:09,425 what this holiday is all about. 483 00:22:09,527 --> 00:22:11,271 The one we do at the department store 484 00:22:11,295 --> 00:22:12,794 has an orchestra and lasers. 485 00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,274 - Ooh! - Earl! 486 00:22:14,298 --> 00:22:16,198 Plus everyone who attends is entitled 487 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,700 to 35 percent off all ladies' sportswear. 488 00:22:18,802 --> 00:22:21,102 - Hmm. - Wow! 489 00:22:21,204 --> 00:22:25,173 You retailers are really giving a new meaning to the holidays. 490 00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:28,176 We're trying, Mr. Sinclair. 491 00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:32,847 - OK. - Ready? Do it, Rob. 492 00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:34,916 Here it goes! 493 00:22:35,018 --> 00:22:36,851 - Whoa! - Ooh. 494 00:22:36,954 --> 00:22:38,653 Yeah! 495 00:22:38,755 --> 00:22:41,823 I love this time of year. 496 00:22:43,026 --> 00:22:45,627 Happy Refrigerator Day! 497 00:22:45,729 --> 00:22:49,464 - ♪ La la la ♪ - Happy Refrigerator Day!